AND WILL YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU’VE GOT YOUR GUN TO MY HEAD. This...– Cute Without The E // Taking Back Sunday
I love the sounds printers make when they run out...
It’s like *nom nom grumble nom* -pause- Oh shit, guys there’s no paper! Double check! *grumble* *beep* “Printer is out of paper.”
Why are you such a perfect girlfriend? Don't deny...
Awww! :3 Ditto. Ask me anything
Would you want to live forever? Does your answer...
Fuck yes I want to live forever. It’d suck if no one else lived forever either, but I think I’d still want to. Ask me anything
If money were no object, what technology big or...
The world wide web *o* Ask me anything
The pH level in your vajayjay is 5.5
Texting in class.
“Why not?! If you don’t believe it then it won’t happen and hey I just thought of me calling you girlfriend and the person behind me reading this over my shoulder and being like “Patrick is a girl?” I’ll tell them telepathically, no! Patrick is not a girl, I’m texting my girlfriend through his phone because hers died. Lmao, I hope they really read this xD...
I hacked her facebook & msn from the ipod she let...
“Oh my god, you can totally get into my everything on that thing. Except mah pants ;D” lmaooo I love you, girlfriend.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
I feel so untouched And I want you so much That I just can’t resist you...– Untouched // The Veronicas
v not sexual v
Omg funniest thing just happened, I was eating a taco and like it exploded on me so I was like “oh shit” and shoved the whole thing in my mouth.
I need a girl to watch scary movies with.
thebilliam: failship: To cuddle and laugh with. To be myself with. Change the girl part to guy, and this is my fucking life. Keep the girl part but change “need” to “have”, and this is my fucking life<3
Gf: I'm warm.
Me: That's 'cause you're hot.
Me: Yep, end of conversation.
Gf: Did you say yes?
Me: Umm, yep.
Me: Ahh, tricky!
Me: My dad was like 'Jessica, do you have a boyfriend yet? I want you to marry a rich boy.'
Gf: Oh man.
Me: Yeah, he's crazy, I don't want to marry a rich boy o.o
Gf: Aha, a rich girl?
Me: Idk, do you have a million dollars hidden somewhere? ;D
*Grabs Coke from fridge*
Stepdad: You had to drink my Coke, huh? Everyone drinks Coke! There's Sprite RIGHT THERE. You know what, I despise Sprite. The only way I can drink it is with alcohol - and I don't even like it like that. Sprite tastes like ass.
Stepbrother: So do you.
Me: OMG AHAHAHA.
Stepdad: What? What did he say? What did you say?
Me: hahahahha omg omg.
Lmaooo I love my family(x
I really, like, I don’t even know. I want to sit in our living room on top of bean bag chairs and watch The L Word and kiss you and have food fights all day, mhm.
A: You're not good at making decisions, are you?
B: I don't know xD
Why does Facebook bother giving the option of...
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